A Cure for Wellness: A Review

After watching A Cure for Wellness for the second time, I have a few questions. The first time watching the movie, I feel like the weirdness and the craziness of A Cure for Wellness makes you overlook the questions that are brought up in the beginning of the film. For this review, I’m going to put a SPOILER WARNING in case anyone wants to actually see the movie.

The first thing we see is a man named Miller dying from a heart attack. He’s mentioned a couple of times after it, then his narrative is done. It would’ve been better to just open with the main character, Lockhart, putting his things in the new corner office. Another thing from the beginning is when the board calls Lockhart in for a meeting, and Lockhart had done something to create an investigation into the firm, we don’t know what he did other than the fact it was amateur, but it’s kind of just left there. They don’t explain anything, and just use it as a flash factor for one of the board members to ask Lockhart if “he’s ever had a twelve-inch black dick in his ass. Jail.” I feel like that was the whole reason for bringing up the “investigation” into something we don’t know about.

Lockhart reads the letter from the CEO I believe of the company and leaves for the resort/sanitarium in Switzerland. As he’s on the train for the sanitarium, we get a flashpremonition. That’s a flashback/premonition combo. His mother died and we see flashes of a painting on fire, eels, I think bodies in tanks and a girl. As Lockhart leaves the train and takes a car up to the sanitarium, we learn a few things about the background of the castle the sanitarium is built on. We get these facts intermittently throughout the movie, it ads more weirdness to the plot overall.

In the 1800s, there was a Baron that lived in the castle on the hill. He was obsessed with the purity of his bloodline, so he married his sister and renounced the church. His sister was infertile, but the baron found something odd in the water. The eels had some kind of healing properties, so the baron tried to create a “cure” from them and experimented on the peasants. He figured out how to dilute the “cure” so it didn’t kill people when they took it, but in the process, the people experimented on became dried up like mummies. With the cure refined, the sister was finally able to bear a child, but the peasants revolted. They burned down the castle and carried the sister away. They cut out the baby before burning the sister and throwing the baby in the aquifer under the castle.

With all of these pieces thrown at you, the audience connects the dot and figures out the girl, the one from the trailer named Hannah, is actually the baron’s daughter, and the director of the sanitarium is the baron from 200 years ago. He has been using the cure to protect Hannah from disease, including having her period. Now here’s where I am also a bit confused. Why did the baron, knowing Hannah was his daughter, wait 200 years for his daughter to go through stresses and new things because of Lockhart and bring on Hannah’s period. At the end, the baron even says he’s tried to keep her from this ordeal, even though as soon as it happens, a light switch goes off in his brain and he wants to have sex with her, his own daughter, to make another child. “To keep the bloodline pure.” Why did he wait 200 years for this to happen? Was he okay with Hannah being “pure” and just his daughter forever? Was he waiting for Hannah to get her period, but also saving her from it? Even watching it a second time, they didn’t really explain anything they brought up in the movie.

Overall, A Cure for Wellness is an odd movie. It’s not bad, but definitely feels like it wasn’t edited to the greatest extent it should’ve been. There were no reasons for some scenes to be in the movie, but if you just look at the surface, it’s not a bad movie. It’s extremely weird. I would almost put it up there with Naked Lunch, but it’s not that crazy. If you want a one time experience that is weird, and don’t mind the weirdness, watch it in theaters, but if you’re on the fence, just wait for the DVD. It’s good, but not amazing. Good luck.

Split: A Review

Just as a thing right now, I don’t personally like M. Night Shyamalan, or any of his movies, so this review may be a bit biased. I tried to be optimistic, but I would say he did what he always does.

Split is written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan. In case any of you don’t know who this is, he is most famous for The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Happening, and killing any chance of an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie to happen ever again. Sixth Sense was a good movie, but after that, the movies went a bit downhill. Shyamalan is well-known now for odd plot twists in the movies. Spoiler alert, I am going to ruin some in the following sentences. In Signs, the aliens dissolve in water. Something the audience finds out by complete accident by the way. In The Happening, the plants make people kill themselves. Don’t ask me how this makes any sense, or follows any logic at all. This is where Split comes in.

I don’t know if Split really has a Shyamalan twist. I half expected Kevin to actually turn into The Beast, not just another one of his personalities. Kevin, the main character I think, but technically there are several because he has multiple personalities, is actually a really interesting character. There are multiple sides to him, not just the fact that he has multiple personalities, and I think his character is interesting even if we only meet him for five minutes. The other personalities are in control of his body more.We meet Denis, Patricia, Hedwig, and kind of Barry, but it’s more like Denis trying to act like Barry, but Barry does come out randomly, it’s odd, but goes with the plot.

The plot isn’t horrible if you look at his past movies, but it also isn’t the most interesting. I’d say what is best in this movie is the acting from James McAvoy, who plays as Kevin/Denis/Patricia/Hedwig/whomever else, and the suspense. The plot however, kind of falls flat. The rising action is fine, Devin/Patricia/Kevin kidnapped the three girls, we get flashbacks from the main girl’s story, we find out some new things about Kevin and his past, but the rising action works so well, the climax kind of poofs and is gone, and then the falling action and ending are really fast and falls flat. I think that is where this movie goes wrong. The ending doesn’t really feel like an ending. She shoots him, he survives because he’s in the “Beast” personality somehow. Shyamalan I think brought in the idea that people with multiple personalities have special abilities, but Kevin should’ve bled out from two point-blank shots from a shotgun.

I really liked the acting. Each of the personalities felt different, even when Denis was pretending to be Barry, it felt like Denis was pretending. McAvoy is amazing. The girls are not terrible. Casey, the basically main girl character, was pretty good. Through the flashbacks, we learn she was sexually assaulted by her uncle. It adds to the plot, but only because it happened to Kevin, so he didn’t kill Casey at the end because she was like him. It felt, weird? I think that’s the right word. It just felt like, oh, these happened, so she’s safe now because they went through the same thing, except she has to go back to her uncle’s at the end. The ending just felt so, odd. Not bad, but not cathartic either. I left the theater thinking, that was the ending? Oh, there was also something at the very end that I think only people who know his movies would understand. I think it was a throwback to an old character in one of Shyamalan’s movies, but I don’t know.

If you like M. Night Shyamalan, you will probably like this. If you like psychological thrillers, you will want to see this, but it is not a horror movie. Keep that in mind, if you are looking for a scare, you won’t find one. I wouldn’t see this movie again, but it’s a typical Shyamalan movie. If you like what he does, you’ll like this one.